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Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
Clearly, you've never had an encounter with a duck.

/voice of much more experience

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
Ducks? Ducks are sweet! Besides, did you ever see a duck with 40 foot feet?

Now, turkeys, those are fuckers. Roosters and geese, too. Ducks just shit all over everything. The tendency to rape is also distressing.

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
Do they rape people, or just other ducks?

/eagerly awaiting BB with woobie duck!rape!victim Jensen

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
anon with personal duck experience


Ducks generally have no interest in humans unless you're walking past them, in which case they might either leer (if interested) or try to chase you off (if they want to wank). Other ducks may very well get raped to death.

Also: corkscrew penis. Enough said.






Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
anon the ayrt rt

That's generally my experience with ducks as well. I have also witnessed them swarming for bread and picking on turtles who come into their territory (also in search of bread).

Well, not bread, but zoo given nutrition pellets but that just sounds awkward to write out.

Anyway, yes. Less with the tendency to rape humans (though I wouldn't put it past them if they thought they could get away with it) but a definite tendency to try to rape each other, even to death. Or past death. They don't seem too picky about it.

I bet Alistair had a corkscrew penis.

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
ayrt

Always relevant:





That being said, aaargh, stop giving me Alastair feelings, meme. Alastair + weird penis shape + Dean = OTP

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
na

Well, here's a short fic with consensual duck cock sex. http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/156284.html

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
a ayrt rt

I don't know why the existence of such a fic surprises me.

Fandom, I love you.

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
Ducklings abound in my neighbourhood right now. Adorable little fuckers.

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
ayrt

I'm jealous! It's fall in my area and there are no ducklings. There aren't even really ducklings in the spring, though we do get goslings. Goslings are very cute to start out with but have a very unfortunate looking teenage period.

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
ayrt

I saw a couple of goslings in some nearby farmland last week! Very, very cute. With their giant, intimidating parents.

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
Ducks are as nothing compared to geese.

/voice of hearsay

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
Geese are scary fucking bastards.

/voice of childhood trauma

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
+ all the 1s

Re: Tv Guide Interview with J2

(Anonymous)
The thing about geese is, when you're five, they are bigger than you. Even when I was five, I knew I could take a duck if it tried anything. But geese, man. The way they wave their snaky necks about and hiss, with their beaks wide open? NIGHTMARES.

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